18 things

here are 18 things I feel the world should know. . .

1. the icing that comes with the tube of pillsbury cinnamon rolls tastes the way your hands smell after holding a grasshopper. strangely enough, that's not a bad thing.
2. matching your clothes is overrated.
3. roadtrips are not.
4. commitment is sexy.
5. ripped jeans are only cool if you actually made the rip, and accidentally too.
6. don't kiss people you don't know.
7. ridiculous is spelled with an "i".
8. but I'm not picky, because grammar is an invention.
9. early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. it's made me two of those things (the most logical explanation is of course the fact that I'm not a man).
10. it's dumb to like things just because everyone else does. it's also dumb not to like things just because everyone else does.
11. don't drink PBR.
12. you're never too old for a shirley temple. admit it, they taste fricken good (and everyone likes the cherry).
13. it makes perfect sense that everytime someone says the word "yawn" it reminds me of chocolate chips (and crunching through leaves make me wanna say "baklava").
14. get married young.
15. spinach is good.
16. and so are parents.
17. you didn't really make it if it came in a box or can.
18. you don't know everything.